Can't someone sell their holes for the simple love of the game?
Related topic: when are the rideshare and food delivery app people going to realize they could make a bunch of sex work money, too?
The second they realize how much money that shit would make, they'd lobby congress to legalize prostitution, so fucking fast.
Name ideas include:
bUber
GropeHub
WhoreDash
bUber Black
InstaThot
EDIT: if you want to go to them, rather than them coming to you... AirTnA and Vgno
That last one is a little stretched. Vrbo to Vgno. But I guess a little stretching is appropriate.
EDIT 2: Also, Hooking.com <--- Don't go to that domain. I don't know what it is.
Share the load
The lord of the cockrings.
All were deceived for in secret, a Bluetooth controller ring was forged, one precious, to rule them all.
And no, it does not make you invisible, stop walking around like nobody can see you!
holy sh!t...
Everyone be tryin to get dat ring.
You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that Hobbits hole
