Update! My twin boom V-tail plane flies!
Turns out, caveman tactics sometimes really work out. I strapped some stones onto the tail of my plane, and it did fly. Or atleast it flew until i crashed it, but it was not the CG's fault
every plane can be repaired
I crashed this plane massively (broke the motor shaft), but with some tape and an amount of hot glue i would rather not disclose, it works again.
With two Boeing whistleblowers dead in one month, either Boeing is actively killing them, or there are enough whistleblowers that this rate of death is not statistically significant
This one is going directly to the aviation memes community