He refuses to answer because he's already done it. And all humans have him to thank for our survival 👍
65 1 ReplyYeah, out of the kindness of his heart. He's not looking for praise.
20 1 ReplyThe Cum Paradox
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Would you suck off every human to save one gorilla
38 0 ReplyThe real question is would you suck off every gorilla to save one fetus. If you don't: boom you're an abortionist.
30 0 ReplyI wouldn't suck a Capri Sun to save a real child, let alone saving a fetus.
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I'd suck off every human and gorilla to save 15% or more on my car insurance.
19 1 ReplyI would kill every human just to suck off one gorilla
16 0 Replydon't even need the gorilla
5 0 ReplyNo. It'd take too long, the gorilla would die anyways.
Now, clone me 8 billion times and... I'd still say no, then overthrow the government(s) to save more than one gorillas
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Ok but how terrifying would it be to actually suck off a gorilla? Your head being just a soft melon right in squashing range. Do you have to perform a gorilla mating dance?
27 0 ReplyI mean, no more terrifying than actually trying to kill a gorilla barehanded. Probably less terrifying to be honest. In that situation at least the gorilla has let you close enough to make it finish, but normally it would just rip your limbs off or something
13 0 ReplyI think he was planning to kill all the gorillas with a machine gun or something, not hand to hand.
Of course if we're bringing tools into the situation you could have some sort of gorilla fellatio device
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The answer is "I guess".
13 0 ReplySounds like S01E01 of black mirror.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_National_Anthem_(Black_Mirror)
9 0 Reply14 0 ReplyAnd then it turned out that the British PM had actually done some crazy stuff with a dead pig as a kind of hazing ritual.
The British ruling class are pretty kinky.
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