Geez, orangutan can't catch a break. Their home got taken for plantation, their women got sold to prostitution, now their meat are used for cookies flavoring?
That’s so unfair to orangutans. They’re gentle, empathetic creatures and even the worst of them would make a far better president. Unfortunately they can’t run in the US because they’re not native citizens. Perhaps one from a zoo could.…
You know what, fuck it. We should nominate Simon Skjodt from the Indianapolis Zoo. I’ll bet at least some of trump’s followers wouldn’t notice the difference.
Yeah the enemy of "good" MUST be "perfect." It's just the only possible way to see the world that makes any sense. Anyone who deviates from this is just a garbage human. /s