How many pairs of Adidas tracksuit bottoms do you own?
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None, but I'm not like the majority here 🤣. They're the most common household leg wear item around here.
I wear baggy pants, always have, always will.
What’s the one thing you would want your average global citizen to know about the balkans?
Is there somewhere else you eventually want to live?
When people say they want to Balkanize _ does that bother you?
Who would win in a fight, a hot dog or a taco?
What’s the one thing you would want your average global citizen to know about the balkans?
Don't trust anyone fom here, you're bound to get screwed at one point or another.
Is there somewhere else you eventually want to live?
Yes, preferably somewhere colder, like Canada, Sweden, Norway. Not Russia, cuz the mentality and the people are basically the same as here.
When people say they want to Balkanize _ does that bother you?
I have no idea what that means, it's the first time I've heard that term, could you explain what it means?
Who would win in a fight, a hot dog or a taco?
IDK, we don't have tacos here, we have gyros.
In what ways is it godforsaken?
Oh, I could go in details, but I don't currently have time, so I'll be short: politics, corruption, air polution, environment polution, inflation, salaries, prices, comodities... there's a lot more. Feel free to ask about any of these in particular, I'll answer a bit later in the evening 😉.
How many cans can a Balkan ball if a Balkan can ball cans?
21
What cheeki's your breeki the most about Balkanistan?
Everything, I hate this place.
How many languages do you speak? How many did your grandparents speak? How many do your children (or theirs) speak (if you have any)?
Two, my native and English, though I do understand Serbian/Croatian/Bosnian perfectly as well. I do speak them, but not as good as English.
My grandpareents... IDK, probably 3 I guess... tops. Slovenian, Serbian, Macedonian. My granma from my mother's side also knew a little Turkish and was quite fluent in German (she was in a labour camp during WWII). My kid is little, like 4, he speaks Macedonian and some English (words only, not sentences).
Do you know Andrej from the Balkans?
Do you know Nikolai from Russia?
