consequences

I'm shocked at how weak all yalls stomachs are

I'm generally very uncomfortable around bathroom humor/topics, but i gotta know. Are people really suffering down there from spicy foods? I love spicy food. Like, it took many, many visits before i convinced the indian restaurant near us to give me genuinely spicy food. Now they make it like they make it for themselves.

And don't get me wrong, I've had the burning booty of death before, but the two things aren't really linked. Like, spiciness has no impact on my bathrooming. I only ever get the burn down there if I'm sick. Is this seriously a problem people have when they so much as smell a bell pepper, as the internet has led me to believe?
- It’s really weird, but as I’ve aged spicy food has really begun to bother me. I absolutely LOVE how it tastes in my mouth—even the hottest levels of heat are enjoyable to me.
  
  I’d say around the age of 25 it started bothering me some. Then it got worse as I approached 30. Now in my early 30s I can hardly eat anything that’s above “mild” without GI distress several hours later. I’m talking about a horrible burning sensation in my abdomen where it feels as though I can actually track the food moving through my GI tract. The next day I feel ill enough on the toilet that I have to make sure I don’t have plans for the first 1-2 hours of my day.
  
  It’s super sad because I love spicy food, but it’s not worth the payback. I myself work in healthcare and I’ve searched and searched for something that can physiologically explain that phenomenon (getting worse over the years) and there’s not really anything explained in the literature. All I can think of is something to do with changes in GI flora.
- You ask the indians to increase the spice, I AM the indian who increases the spice levels.
- You don't eat as spicy as you think you do then...
- It has never happened to me and I'm a spice fiend too. I've never gotten diarrhea from Mexican food either.
- Everyone is different. You can't change your butthole
- I've heard before that it helps a lot, if you eat a lot of fiber...
- Also your digestive system does not process the stuff in less than 24h i believe, so the time frame doesnt make sense.
- As someone who thinks the "Last Dab" sauces from Hot Ones aren't spicy enough, no. Your body adapts. I only burn my hole if I eat something that's too salty now.
Not about the stomach, it's about the heat on the way out!
I used to love spicy food but I have a sensitive tummy now.
I weirdly had this issue but over the years I have continued to eat hotter and hotter food and the arsehole issue has gone away completely. Unless I get the shits for some other unrelated reason.

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The dish that the dog is eating is a very traditional Taiwanese (Chinese) hot pot.

It's called Spicy Duck Blood Hot Pot.

https://youtu.be/pxZgaPgwfEI?si=GaRc1KfVB_HFFNeE

If you haven't had it, I invite you to Taiwan and check it out.

Do Taiwanese actually use a spoon to scoop the duck blood instead of a strainer spoon?
- I think most of us just use our chopsticks and pick it up.
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For me it's more like "enjoy yesterday and pay currently." My booty hurts

Good boi is potty trained

Good, hot food has to burn thrice: During eating, when you are on the toilet and also in the eyes of the canalworker in the end.

WHY DOES MY ASSHOLE HAVE TASTE BUDS!?

Because spicyness isn't really a taste, it's rather just pain. The various spicy chemicals (capsaicin, piperine, curcumin etc.) essentially just irritate your skin.
What does shit taste like then
- Taste? Kinda bland, unless it's spicy, you don't have smell receptors at the asshole so the disgusting part doesn't register.

I regularly eat spicy food, with rare issues in the bathroom. The exception, funny enough, seems to be pickled jalapeños. Not ghost peppers, habañeros, or Carolina reapers... I don't get it.

Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire

Bidets don't fix the issue in that comic.
- I thought it was about a spicy bottom after spices go out the bottom. Bidets fix that problem.
I’m a fan of the bum gun
- Ditto, I don't want to touch none of that mess down there.
  
  All I can think when I visit a country that doesn't use bidets regularly is that all these people using their hands for everything were very recently groping around near the wrong end of themselves.