Which follows, because processing and cooking kills a lot of the bacteria in food.
I'm trying to remember what the other most likely contaminated food was, but the one I remember is alfalfa sprouts.
My wife and I had terrible food poisoning around 10 years ago, she had it worse than me, and her dish was covered in sprouts while I merely sampled some of it.
I'm not sure how great this source is but this is one of them. Taking guidance from what has been contaminated most in the past and the ways you can avoid it is probably the safest course forward without a working FDA:
PSA: soak your produce in a baking soda solution to break down chemicals.
*To all the doubters this is easily verified
Surface pesticide residues were most effectively removed by sodium bicarbonate (baking soda, NaHCO3) solution when compared to either tap water or Clorox bleach.
It's sad to see 13 downvotes all because you said "chemicals" instead of "pesticides", even though it's right in the excerpt you posted, and you linked to the scientific study. All the responses are trash jokes and people without reading comprehension.
I don't see a single one that has anything valuable to add.
And it goes bad faster. I travel for work so I really struggle to buy the right amount of fresh food so I won't be throwing stuff away when I get back.