Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing?
Men: What sequence do you fellow to dry your body off after showering or bathing?
Do you use one or more towels or washcloths?
Do you get worried that you might have dried your face with the same side you dried your butt with?
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You're drying yourself off after cleaning yourself. If you cleaned yourself properly, it doesn't matter what you dry first.
Disagree: if you start at the top and work down, then the wet spots don’t drip down onto the parts you’ve already dried.
Counterpoint - I dry my legs and feet first as those are the first to cause water to get on the floor. Then I get a bathrobe and finally work on the hair.
Question was targeted at men
This just in, men don't have hair
It was an attempt to joke about it, nothing offensive. Picturing it doing this in that order, with a bathrobe and then having the relaxed time to work on the hair isn't really relatable for me. Also, i never met a men yet who refers to its beard as hair (beard hair vs hair)
Don't feel bad, my thoughts were similar to yours.
Luckily I am a man.
PREPOSTEROUS, MEN DONT HAVE HAIR
Ooff fuck you, guys. You are downvoting me without a serious reply.
Socks up, thight high, I differ and I'm - high
I am not against this. I support it. But let me be or confront me with my misunderstandings, anonyomous sucker.
Apparently a lot of other peeps in the comments are continually leaking from their orifices or something
I don’t need pubic hair in my face. I’ll start from the top and work down. Not sure why people are so compelled to argue.
If you feel the need to floss your ass then hit your face, by all means you do you.
I don't need pubic har in my face.
Speak for yourself.
Speak for yourself.
I believe that’s what everyone was doing, but it seemed to upset some people for some reason.
Maybe they're drying someone else off, don't kink-shame.
Ok, but if you do ass last, you're still just getting ass on face the next day.
It's assface all the way down
and top to bottom, like someone with a brain.
So you dry off your butt first and then your face with the same towel?
Do you not wash your ass?
I do, but I still wouldn’t do that!
Clean your ass better.
Doesn’t matter! Could get that thing NASA clean room levels of clean and I’m still not going to towel off my butt before my face. That’s just weird!
So you change your towels every time? Otherwise when you start again, the last time you used it, you wiped your butt with it.
Yes, I have a whole basket full of towels. I use them all once and hang them up. After the basket is empty I wash them all
Why is it weird? It's just your butt. Are you scared of your butt?
No. Do you?
I start with drying my anus and work in concentric circles out from that, so yes, my face is about last
Ye olde Zen Garden technique, a classic.
I go top down but I've also been known to reuse towels for more than one day so .... yea.