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Maybe your best friend Harry, with his vault filled with literal piles of gold, can help you out.
77 0 ReplyAnd Harry really owed them some money since he would spend some time at their house and sleep/eat for free, he is such a jerk
39 1 ReplyAlso banged their daughter
31 0 ReplyIt is considered impolite to offer money to someone after banging their relative. Assumed pimping is not a good look.
24 0 ReplyMuggle logic
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I mean, he did end up marrying her though, hahaha.
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Ron will never pull himself up by his magical bootstraps with that kind of entitlement attitude.
Wizards these days... Nobody wants to do the work transmuting elements into gold anymore.
15 0 ReplyHarry's been so 'poor' his life, he probably didn't remember he had a vault until he got a girlfriend.
13 0 ReplyA girlfriend who is a member of said family
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Sounds like socialism.
9 0 ReplyThe wizarding world is strangely conservative.. for some reason
10 0 ReplyYup! They can literally create anything with a wave of their wand, yet they still have poor wizards.
9 0 ReplyIf there weren't poor wizards, there wouldn't be anything for other poor wizards to aspire to be better than
6 0 ReplyWizarding prowess seems like a strong motivator. But what do I know? I'm not a crazy yuppy.
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