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I love how she uses "little bird" as example for how great her nicknames are
I call my wife that occasionally, but only when I ask what the word is ("what's the word, little bird?")
Does she respond "how now brown cow?"
I'm thinking more like: "I want a divorce, charley horse."
"Blow it out your ass, you rotting bass."
Imma gonna eat ya, Tony pizza.
Oooh she'll like that one!
I'm gonna eat you out, my little trout.
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Bird. Bird’s the word. Ah B-B-Bird bird bird. Bird is the word.
Ma ma ma Uma mao mao
That was the nickname they used for Tevye’s daughter Chavala in Fiddler on the Roof.
If I ever refer to anyone as little bird it'll include miniguns.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MD_Helicopters_MH-6_Little_Bird
It's likely the whole reason she gets called stupid petnames is to prove that you alone can't be the judge of it.