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What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
33 0 ReplyGo to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
37 0 ReplyOk, now what.
23 0 ReplyBuy one and take a shower
55 0 ReplyThe supermarket doesn't have any showers to take though
16 0 ReplyGardening section
23 0 ReplyYou'd have better luck at the hardware store: stronger soaps, more shower selection, and really effective scouring pads.
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Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
10 0 ReplyAsk for assistance. It's a great conversation starter.
3 0 ReplyKeep starin
3 0 ReplyNow they still don't want to talk to you
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Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.
2 0 ReplyThanks for the ad.
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Devilishly clever!
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I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.
5 1 ReplyMust be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))
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There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
11 1 ReplyThere isn’t one. When that stuff about “they chose the bear” happened, they meant it.
RIP women, but tbh what did they expect when they chose the bear
1 3 ReplyI mean, they're not exactly wrong, the odds of getting raped on an evening walk are drastically higher than a bear screwing with them.
Being a guy, I think the odds are still relatively low, but also being a guy, I don't have any say in how they feel about things nor their experience to understand.
4 0 ReplyA random bear is a lot more likely to maul you to shit than a random dude is to rape you lol. It's a horrible choice but I respect it (rip)
3 3 ReplyA random bear is a lot more likely
I get the feeling you're not acquainted with wild bears.
Unless they feel threatened (especially with cubs) they generally DGAF.
Almost 1 in 2.1 Million Chances of Being Attacked by a Bear. (National Park Service)
3 0 ReplyI think it really depends on the bear. Polar or grizzly, and you're in trouble.
1 0 ReplyThis is about being with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked...
2 1 Replyg with a bear vs a dude though. That stat is for randomly getting attacked…
This was the sauce
https://people.com/would-you-rather-be-in-woods-with-bear-or-man-tiktok-8644184
be in the woods with a bear or a man
The Parks Service is reporting on bear attacks in the woods.
While true it's not man attacks in the woods, it's close enough to at least understand it.
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Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you
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