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separated genetalia from waste systems
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removed body hair and baldness
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fixed acne glitch
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added ability to change biological sex, with default neutral configuration
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rerouted laryngeal nerve
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uterus lining is now reabsorbed automatically
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reinforced spine and knees
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simplified foot structure
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adjusted mental pathways to better adapt to modern environment
Remove hangovers
I'd like to be able to alter body hair density based on climate.
For some reason when I read this I read "Reticulating Splines" instead of reinforced spines. I was like wow random sims reference.
What's the laryngeal nerve and what's wrong with it?
I like baldness and body hair! They should be optional too
Smooth on top, rugged in the middle
added ability to change biological sex
PLEASE
Let’s also reroute the ulnar nerve, thx
i'm not sure i want to know what the first point would look like, moving either the genitals or the anus sounds horrifying, and i especially don't want to imagine where penis wielders would urinate or ejaculate from if those functions are separated..
..perhaps we'd do like octopi, reach under and fetch a sperm package that we present instead of a wedding ring? Or maybe let's just leave it like it is and not create horrors.
Just have us piss from asshole
Turn standing while peeing into an actual skill.
Tfw you accidentally poop in urinal
Birds had it right all along with one waste exit.
I do that already :(
Eat some banana
Are bananas known to help that or something?? I try to eat enough veggies but it still happens. Weirdly sometimes when I eat less veggies it sometimes gets better (but it also sometimes gets worse).
Honestly not sure, but I remember grandma giving me eat banana when I had wet poop to supposedly help
Ur an alcoholic
Edit: or maybe a vegan, idk. I'm an alcoholic so I calls em like I sees em
Since you mentioned that, we should add a auto-sober switch. Suspend drunk button for drive home. Resume until bed, clear drunk as soon as you pass out so you can get a good nights rest.
My GI tract unfortunately just hates me I think!
Reabsorption of uterine lining is called being "in heat" in dogs and cats. It's quite common in the animal world, and it makes all the males very rapey.
One of the prevailing theories about why humans pair bond is our males can't tell when our females are ovulating/menstruating so it's advantageous to be kinder and stick around for more sex.
TL;DR: I think that's not a great idea.
Interesting, didn't know those two things were linked.
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