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She's an idiot. When I have a fever I tie an onion to my belt, which is still the style.
Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Really? I always rub one over my penis, you know, the classy way
Waaaay up your butt
Ginger works better.
It's knobbly for our pleasure
Makes me act like a horse ten years younger.
And not one of those fancy white onions like you have now.
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