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"They must have clipped off your wings, because you look like an angel."
vomits
Since when was Anakin Skywalker on lemmy?
Did it hurt, when they clipped your wings and you took 1000d6 falling damage, m'lady?
"Or like some sort of succubus devil thing, I dunno."
Horn removal and chopped off a spiky tail lol
"Speaking of which...did it hurt when you broke through the Earth's crust while ascending from hell?"
"Do demon women like you float out from volcanoes, or do you claw your way through dirt to get here from hell?"
Hey, I'll take any action I can get.
I was gonna finish with "...an ANGEL OF DEATH!!!" and start to air guitar. If she does the intro scream, she's a keeper.
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