He wouldn't have to if his opponents weren't a self confessed couch molester and an ex President who is a 34 times convicted felon?! Now only one of these is literally true, but which one?? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
EDIT: re-attached missing limb
EDIT: what's going on?! I have my forearm back but I've lost BOTH upper arms?!
EDIT: I have succesfully re-attached all limbs but now I'm trapped in this grey box?!
EDIT: I was actually nervous to make one more edit, but I'm pleased to announce that the procedure was a complete success! All limbs have been restored and the patient is recovering well!
Hey, did you know there's a special federal law that kicks in when you have 34 felonies? Yea just tell all your conservative friends acquaintances to Google "Trump Rule 34"