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UndulyUnruly UndulyUnruly @lemmy.world
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Cory hot take.
  • Following the sudden and catastrophic collapse of their bodily edifice, the faint crack of a sniper shot cut through the relatively short moment of peace and serenity only to resume forthwith.

  • Fernando Alonso rages but he gets increasingly more furious
  • *gets blocked by Vettel

    „WHAT THE FUCK?“

    „Fernando, safe fuel or we’ll have big problems later. Target Zero!“

    „I don’t want to. I have big problems already.“

    „GP2 engine!!“

    Beautiful.

  • Miez just got to know my neighbour's lawn mower robot
  • “This mockery of my primacy is an outrage.

    I’m offended by the mere existence of this contraption.

    Why must I endure this grotesquery?

    I pity this fool and hate everything about him.

    Yet, curiously, my intrigue is both utterly enthralling and unbearably delicious.”

  • Acanthamoeba keratitis - a rare disease in which amoebae invade the cornea of the eye; affects up to 1 in 10,000 contact wearers worldwide.
  • Fuck that. Desperate times, desperate measures. I’d happily pay a doctor to knock me out with sedatives every night and a nurse to administer the drops on schedule while I dream of playing hopscotch with Hunter S. Thompson.

  • ich🍰iel
  • *gestikuliert weiträumig entlang der Theke

    „Von allem von hier bis hier jeweils ein Stück bitte.“

  • Clearly someone wants me to stop working and get him lunch already.
  • The floor manager appears to have a different perspective.

  • Clearly someone wants me to stop working and get him lunch already.
  • He wants to have a productive conversation about cable management.

  • All in!

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.wtf/post/10916344

    > For when you want to subtly display your kinks

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    What movie have you rewatched the most?
  • You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me, there are ways dude, you don’t even wanna know about ‘em, believe me. Hell, I can get ya a toe by three o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.

  • Curled up Beri
  • Standard Issue Cat maybe?

  • Brown fails to rule out McLaren Italian GP team orders
  • fails

    Bruh! Who takes these clowns and their clickbait headlines serious? The failure here is projection for their shitty „journalism“.

    ZB stated perfectly clearly they will discuss it internally and make a decision in private and communicate it when appropriate. This is a levelled, professional approach and the opposite of failure.

  • ich🚂iel
  • Ist das die junge Angela Merkel?

  • Carrier pigeons bro

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17663582

    > Would you wear em?

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    Creature comforts

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/23619950

    > Popcorn Shrimp > > Stolen from Reddit > > User: Fantastic-Milk9335 > > Popcorn shrimp I ordered at an international American restaurant, circa 2020 picture quality > > > > It was an absolute textural nightmare, to be honest with you. In terms of taste, the flavors didn't combine, so you just had shrimp and popcorn in your mouth.

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    Cryogenic promises

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/11945824

    > Thanks, I hate it

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    Pizza Crimes @lemmy.world UndulyUnruly @lemmy.world

    Sacrilege. I will strike you.

    cross-posted from: https://midwest.social/post/10076003

    > I think I would take pineapple over this

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    Pizza Crimes @lemmy.world UndulyUnruly @lemmy.world

    Borderline criminality

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12972156

    > I wanted something quick, tasty and bad for you. So I made ziti pizza

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    Pizza on pineapple

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/13065630

    > Pizza on pineapple rule

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