Look on the bright side: a vote for Biden is really just a vote for Kamala Harris with extra steps.

When Jon Stewart referred to Biden's expression as resting 25th amendment face. 💀

The most dangerous phrase is "we've always done it this way".

"This is my daughter Brie and my son Shredded".

I tell people this is the national anthem of Canada

Spicy sweets is my favourite food genre that isn't taken seriously enough. Try it.

I know what you all want.

I really loved that one character has a French accent, because he's from the planet France.

Can elope 🥰

This is beside the point, but it might help some people in the short term: I was able to switch my subscription plan without penalty and then cancel immediately without the cancellation fee. Maybe that still works.

I was a drunk gay in Qatar.

Personally, I plug a power bank into the public port and charge my other devices through it. But if an AC outlet is available, that's all moot anyway.

Just in case you are joking (or people think you are) those do exist. Basically a dongle with only the power pins on each end.

Damn, I guess you will have to find a new hair product to eat.

If you have a food processor it's trivially easy to make all sorts of plant-based burgers for cheap. Beet burgers are amazing. Not healthy. Oh, no, no, no. Just delicious.

Cooking is a creative hobby. I invented the spanakomosa. It's spanakopita filling wrapped in samosa dough and deep fried.

I would like anything comparable to PopPic on Android, open source or otherwise.

The world must have gone completely topsy-turvy because I agree with Trump; I am also ok with him going to jail.

I forgot all about this but everyone I know who has a well had a dowser find the location for them, even if it took two or three tries.

Running with scissors is good exercise if you don't fall, and good for your pores if you do.