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2 oz Jeppson's Malort
4 oz Charged yuzu lemonade
If the lemonade doesn't kill you, the Malort will make you wish you had been predisposed to heart failure.
I see you also saw this meme
16 1 ReplyI hadn't actually. I saw one about mixing it with vodka to make "five loko" and from there....
9 0 ReplyYou made chiloko instead
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Fuck it, I'm down.
5 0 Replyinteresting, "malört" is perfect swedish for wormwood
5 0 ReplyIt is wormwood liqueur so that makes sense
3 0 ReplyIt's a Swedish emigrant that started making it, I'm pretty sure from the descriptions of it that it's a bäsk
3 0 ReplyI believe that's where the name comes from. There's probably some wormwood in there, as well as 99 other plants with very strong and unique flavors.
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Something something the bean.
5 0 ReplyWhat is, flick?
6 1 Reply🤣🤣🤣
I was actually making a Chicago joke, but you made it so much better!
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LoL that is fricking hilarious. Great terrible drink there
4 0 ReplyLol i had no idea what Malort is when I see this post. After some googling, the title fits really really well.
4 0 ReplyThat name, OMG.
I can't even begin to imagine how this tastes. Maybe sake for the next round?
3 0 ReplyRemember highschool biology classes where they had jars of random dead animals? They get malort from the juice in those jars.
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A splash of topo and I’m in
3 0 ReplyI had a bartender challenge me to a shot of Malort a couple weeks ago and honestly I don't get the hype, it just tastes like a unsweetened Jager.
3 0 ReplyI mean, it's a herbal bitter, where jager is a sweetened herbal bitter, makes sense.
Many people have a strong reaction to strongly bitter tastes, especially younger people. I dont know if i'm "learning to appreciate complex tastes" with age, or if my taste buds are just getting less sensitive :D but i kinda like bitters nowadays.
1 0 ReplyWell I'm in my mid 20s so maybe I'm just predisposed. People also seem to like my cooking so maybe you've got a point with the complex tastes.
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I like fernets, cynar, absinthe and other herbal liquors. If you like those things, malort is fine. Malort gets a bad wrap for being a lot worse than it actually is.
2 0 ReplyI love chartreuse. I think it makes no impact on how gross malort is because it is pretty awful. It's such a rotten flavor.
2 0 ReplyI'm acquiring those tastes but a taste of malort and you definitely think "I don't want to acquire a taste for that".
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