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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works Vilian @lemmy.ca 1y ago

repost fuck it

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Next Call of Duty, the villain will be North Korea, they have more tanks to show during parades so they that means they are more credible, right?
- Too credible maybe they export arms to Russia now
  
  that would imply that russia still has toilet paper to use as money. Sadly from what I heard all the toilet paper has been flushed in the stolen toilet as magic show at the frontline and the cardboard tube has been used to imitate Ukrainian ERA
- honestly, brasil has more tanks than the russia in that logic
  
  i fully support a cod game where usa goes to brazil
  
  I support a call of duty game where both sides are Brazil, and friendly fire is on. The real Brazil experience
- The only real non-tank-counting measure of military power is field ration desserts.
It’s not a repost, it’s archiving a classic post so it survives Reddit’s inevitable death
If they're actually going for accuracy, they should make the US the demonic antagonist, and Cuba, South Africa, Laos, Vietnam etc as the protagonists.
- I'm not sure I would ever see the day Activision had the balls to make the US the villain
  
  You just have to market it right: play down the "that is America" and play up the underdog fighting for freedom from government PMCs with heavy corporate ties.

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