The last two steps are the easiest. And the most fun. And I know people think, if you eat ass you'll get some disease and get sick. Well I'm an old "apple polisher", and a case could be made that I'm a sick person (!) but, I have never had any problems from it. In fact in some ways, on some people, it's probably the cleanest part of the body. I have not ever experienced anything unpleasant about going down "down there."
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Dey eat da poopoo
That's the point of step 2: inspect ass
If you find or smell poopoo obviously don't proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you're into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)
Right. And I tell you this, most of the time most guys have pretty clean asses (from my experience). In fact usually the armpits or even the other body parts have odors but that part of the body doesn't (in my own experience). I realize other people's mileage may vary.
Not really though. As a gay male I can assure you, nobody wants to eat "poo poo." Well maybe there are some that do, but I've seen depictions of such things in straight porn more than in gay porn. And actually most men probably have some kind of scatalogical fantasies - not all of them of course. But gay people aren't the only ones having anal sex or doing things "down there."
like ice cream
inspect ass
Finally, I get to use the speculum!
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haha wtf
Eat ass so you can be bred with tapeworms in your tummy 😋
eat ass, lose weight 😂🤷♀️
Depends on what ass if feeding you though..
I have yet to meet a person who has ever had tapeworms.
All that delicious e.coli!
Yeah that's another thing I worried about as a gay male - would that happen, and how safe is it really to "go down" on someone down there. But I never had any problems or any sickness. Maybe I was just lucky and my partners were all very healthy or something.
Pinworms, dude.
I wondered about that too. I'm a gay male in my late 60s, most of my partners enjoyed analingus - but I never got sick or had any problems, never even had any unpleasant taste or anything. I think people get too scared to try stuff, and that's too bad.
You guys really gotta stop eating ass.
I don't mind y'all enjoying it sexually, we all have our stuff. But this one will inevitably get you sick unless you're using barriers which we all know you aint
Edit: y'all nasty. there's some stuff you can't clean and I'm not taking about STDs
My advice is the opposite - you guys need to step up (well - down) and start eating more ass. Don't let the fear mongers take the fun out of sex and foreplay. Everything people do in that realm could possibly cause illness or might be dangerous - from STDs to causing ruptures in the skin - but that shouldn't prevent people from having a good time. If people are clean and healthy and showering regularly, there's no reason to fear anal stuff at all.
Just make sure your.partner is clean and tested beforehand. It's not that hard lol
