Get a Japanese washcloth, you animals. It's like a loofah that's been unraveled into a single rough cloth. A bit of body wash or even a bar of soap folded into it and you can hold the ends and scrub your body and back. Gets off all the dead skin and sweat, it's great.
I read something a few months ago about a dermatologist saying that you don't need something that rough to remove any dead skin, and that literally your hand or anything soft would fit the bill.
That being said, I still use a pretty rough "soap bag".
Whoa, another human knows of the magic of these things? They're awesome. Works exactly as you described, great for back. Lasts forever. Doesn't hold water or grossness, only suds. Perfectly abrasive, for baby smooth skin. Thanks Japan. A+
I throw shampoo into the loofa, then scrub 5he loofa with my hands to get the foam going, then the whole body. It's scientifically proven by myself with a sample size of 1 that if your body isn't covered in foam applied from the loofa, you are a stinky.
Yall are stinky. It takes like 1-2 min to scrub your whole body. It takes me more time to scrub my back than the rest of my body. Get a loofa or whatever, it's fast.
You beat me to it, good sir. Here’s some alt-text: “I didn't wash today. I wasn't dirty. If I'm not dirty, I don't wash. Some weeks I don't have to shower at all. I just groom my three basic areas: teeth, hair, and asshole. And to save time, I use the same brush.”
If I've gone to the trouble of undressing, turning on the fan, etc, then I'm gonna actually wash everywhere, even if it's quick. Otherwise, it's basically just a rinse, which seems pointless.
That the comments are as much in agreement as I was expecting is depressing. There are a lot deep, dark things I'll tell the internet, but "What's wrong with never washing?" is somehow not one of them.
Hell no, I definitely wash my feet and hands. Feet usually get a deep scrub and hands get washed on a regular basis anyways so they just get a standard scrub.