Benzene the Chemistry Dog will ease your test anxiety

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touch benzene

get cancer

don't have to take exam

I see no downside
He needs dog collar that looks like this:
Wholesome and based.
To be fair, when I took it CHEM 151 was pretty ruff.

Thanks for listening, this was fun. I’ll see myself out.
Nothing to do with Purdue pharma, right?
- Assuming this refers to the Purdue University chemistry department, the two are not related, no. The company and the university both appear to have been founded by (different) guys named Purdue, that's all.
  
  Thanks, I thought that was the case, just wanted to check.
I need a Benzene (Ben) Chemistry dog

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