Madeline: We actually got pretty close to that, but not in the "just don't poop" way. Took a massive dose of laxatives for reasons, and it took over 48 hours for our guts to fill up enough that there was anything to poop.
Lemmy has only existed since 2019, so it's up to you to go out there and make your own jolly rancher, swamps of degobah and colby 2012 stories... well maybe not that last one
At some point a week or so ago, someone posted a question asking what the best foods are to eat so to minimize (or eliminate) pooping for 3 days – and refused to explain why they needed this.
That post blew up, and for several days afterwards people were making references to it and jokes about it!