I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet

I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.

I have a dad joke, but it's not apparent.

I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.

I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.

Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:

I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.

I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.

I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.

I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.

I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.

I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.

I have a physics joke it’s low potential.

I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.

I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.

I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.

I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.

I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
- That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.