"you see, I learned from the CEO himself"

That's why I prefer the "go figure it out and I'll just yell at you until it looks right" training method.

Sending a lot of emails pleases the boss, make sure to send emails everyday.

The joys of working soft Security and numerous other manufacturing or niche jobs.

Unfortunately there's only so much you can teach though a SOP without hands on. Almost every job I've ever had had been like this.

The practical job knowledge you get from college is negligible in most blue AND white collar jobs sans Tradeschool.

Ah, the USPS mpe mechanic model.

What it's like being a TA