I'm about to try something which some people might consider.. unnatural. I'm going to make 2 minute noodles, 2 packs except one pack is chicken, the other beef.
They'll call me crazy. They'll say I'm unhinged. They'll say ol' Bull has finally gone too far. This is science at its most extreme and only the bold are etched into the annals of history.
UPDATE: it made both flavours worse for doing it. It wasn't bad but either flavour alone would be better. Science.
If you're gonna go the mixed meats, don't halfass it. Where's the onion. Where's the cheese. I will accept noodles in lieu of either chips or pita, but not both.