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Got my coffee brewed, emails answered, tunes blasting, gonna be a good day.
Now before you finish your coffee, could I interest you in a caffeinated, coffee flavoured microwaved potato instead? Today it's free of charge
Sweet Potato Coffee This is what you needed to know before making that offer.
"... after every experiment to make coffee of what was not coffee, we were driven to decide that there was nothing coffee but coffee"
- Richmond resident Sallie Brock Putnam
This does not bode well for my idea
You need a process similar to how petrified wood is formed, where the potato literally becomes coffee. You would be left with a potato made of pure coffee. I am imagining it like a giant, coffee-flavoured Malteaser.
I am afraid I have to agree.
- Richmond resident Sallie Brock Putnam
I appreciate the offer, but I'm going to have to pass. I'm off carbs.
Oh, go on, it’s just one little potato! A short walk will burn it off
There are low carb potato varieties available these days.
You know what else is available? Minding your own business!!
Harsh. Surely potatoes are everyone's business. Potato = life
You sound hangry. Must be low blood sugar. What you need is a potato.
Darn it! That's the only reason you wouldn't be interested thought right?
Correct. That,and only that, is the singular reason.