this is the fediverse, and we are the federation
this is the fediverse, and we are the federation
(remember, this is all just for fun. no hard feelings towards lotr)
I will dispute the notion that you can disambiguate between old and new Spocks by hotness.
43 0 Replyyeah fair, based
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What they have:
Literal magic
Immortal Vulcans that are a bit more chill
Personal cloaking device
Weapons that are impervious to scattering fields and ionized atmospheric radiation that renders phasers inoperable.
What we have
(see meme)
I see no downsides.
29 0 ReplyI mean are they chill though?
8 0 ReplyHistorically speaking Tolkien's elves aren't exactly known for being chill. Ha
13 0 ReplySure they are. They're just a wee bit racist. "If your fitlhy dwarve wants to pass through our woods, he must be blindfolded and our lord and lady will get to decide if he leaves the woods alive or not."
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Elves be crazy. Half the time they're in a giant strop about something or other usually beyond human comprehension because it's so petty.
6 0 ReplyPersonal cloaking device
Weapons that are impervious to scattering fields and ionized atmospheric radiation that renders phasers inoperable.
And that:
5 0 ReplyAlso the TR-116
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“Any sufficiently advanced technology appears to be magic to the primitive” — Picard, paraphrased
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Vulcans are functionally immortal (remember)
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ST also has personal cloaks. And transporters (better than giant eagles that only take you halfway)
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Worf would do like a word about the Bat’leth and other assorted slicey things
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You slayed them for sure!
20 0 ReplyLotr does have that pipe weed though.
17 0 ReplyReplicator pipe weed just isn't dank enough 😔
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LotR: Hot elves.
Trek: Hot space elves.17 0 ReplyThe budget vulcans and the hot variant killed me
12 0 ReplyNo mention of salted pork or second breakfast. Obviously propoganda from a Big Trek shill
11 1 ReplyI am deeply offended and highly amused
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