Windows 3.1 gave it to you straight. Win 11 gives you some bullshit Buzzfeed style line like "Is Murder Advisable? Not Always, But Sometimes When It's Advisable, Says Advisable Murder Experts."
And if you click the link by mistake it opens in Edge instead of your default browser. Edge then immediately tries to convince you to set it back as default and automatically opens 3 tabs of various articles in MSN and Bing.com with completely irrelevant information to make damn sure to distract you from your original link. 🎉