the rocket ship then switches to automatic operations and returns to earth.
(Elon is entirely incinerated by the rocket exhaust)
56 0 ReplyGo on, it's just getting good.
17 0 ReplyHe cries while cratled in a martian crater. There is no one to vaildate his feelings, so he is left with only his ever-present thoughts of guilt and shame. He gets crush by a big-ass rock. The end.
11 0 ReplyLet him cook
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No, let him live, we could still use him to see how long an (Elon Musk species) could survive alone on Mars.
10 0 Replythat's making some unfounded assumptions about a) elon's species, and b) how representative he could be.
typically parasites don't survive well without their host.
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Jeff never seems to have bad ideas or bad jokes.
41 0 ReplyI think I like Jeff. Jeff seems like a cool dude I dunno.
14 0 Replyyeah of course jeff is cool. hes a baby landshark and sharks are cool as hell
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whoreslut-supreme speaks truth
22 0 Replythey always do...
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Be the change you want to see in the world.
18 0 ReplyI suppose him being stranded there doesn't preclude humans colonizing it, just gotta wait for his air supply to run out...
6 0 ReplyElon Musk has never been to space.
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