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Instructions for how to hammer in a nail
Diagram showing the direction in which to hammer the nail.
Strike nail firmly and repeatedly at this location until end is flush w/ surface of wood (note: use hammer)
Hold nail firmly as this location w/ hand not used on hammer handle.
Important: install nail pointy end first
Caution: remove fingers prior to complete installation of nail.
This is the least funny xkcd comic.
44 2 ReplyYou just don't understand it.
23 1 ReplyIn that case, I know just the place!
7 0 ReplyI found it funny before it was cool.
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Wait this is XKCD I thought this was a field manual
I ask because XKCD isnt funny
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Wait how do I use a hammer?
13 0 Reply12 0 ReplyInstructions unclear: Removed fingers can no longer hold hammer
11 0 ReplyBut what if I don't have a surface of wood?! UGH it should say on the BOX that they are meant for WOOD... What will I do with all this wood-nails now?!
9 0 Reply(NOTE: USE A THUMB DETECTOR)
9 0 ReplyI used to do AutoCAD drawings. Some of the instructions were painful to write out.
This post pleases me.
7 0 ReplyCaution: remove fingers prior to complete installation of nail.
"Wait... How do we nail this dude to the crucifix if we have to move his fingers out of the way?"
6 0 ReplySo that's what I've been doing wrong!
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