Why fleetwood and no Blackpool when they have been in the premier league?
Gotta love that Welsh team Everton
Where’s Brighton?
Ah, Newcastle that famous club of the North
EastWest.*Just seen Forest almost in East Anglia, Everton practically on Anglesey and Blackburn almost on the Scottish border! I was thinking we could do a joke reply version of NFL
ClubsFranchises but some will just think it's serious.why do they have Brentford in the north of England?
Chad Pompey avenges virgin Brighton
Whole swaths of East of England and southern East Midlands missing here…and for what reason? Also no Chelsea or Tottenham? Just Arsenal for London? No Manchester United (literally one of the biggest clubs in the world? Man City, Brentford, and Everton wayyyy out of place…Wow…who sanctioned this eyesore?……….
Didn't know Arsenal had moved to Guildford
I guess Man United isn’t a thing anymore😂
Swansea and Cardiff proper West Country clubs
United were relegated? Blyth got their place?
As someone that lives in America now, 99% of people here, seriously don’t know where American Football teams let alone cities are located, Let alone UK.
You all keep saying about Brentford in the north but Rochdale in Wales and Blackburn in the borders is another shocker.
It's fisrly accurate. Coventry is centre of England, therefore for world.
Shit the Grimsby massive are invading Hull!
Average level of yank geography.
Looks like Arsenal is the only team in London.
As someone that lives in America now, 99% of people here, seriously don’t know where American Football teams let alone cities are located, Let alone UK.
Newcastle and Preston becoming Yorkshire derbies for us is not what I expected today.
Average level of yank geography.
Wrexham now my least favourite football club, how could they do this Manchester United erasure
Betting Sunderland got left out due to the Bishop incident
The more you look, the worse it gets.
Southampton over Bournemouth and Brighton??
Wrexham doc creators knew EXACTLY what they were doing creating this.....its been posted on Twitter by every football page around. And now Reddit.....no such thing as bad publicity....
I for one welcome Blyth Spartans claiming their rightful place as the biggest club in the country. Robbie Dale would've made mincemeat of Haaland.
i love to head up to hereford to watch my local side, QPR, play
How tf are we more welsh than Wrexham lol
After reading this thread, I never wanna hear “Americans don’t get our dry humor” ever again
Man United is in France
Newcastle and Preston becoming Yorkshire derbies for us is not what I expected today.
London is red
I watched this and it was gone in a few seconds. But even those few seconds I was bemused.
Seems like Grimsby has invaded past the Humber and pushed Hull into Whitby. Newcastle has had a few too many and stumbled into the the wrong side of the country. Brentford have high tailed it as far away from London as they can. Everton have had enough of being the 2nd best team in Liverpool and becoming the best team in the middle of nowhere. Blyth are now the PRIMARY team in England. Incredible
At least this explains why I woke up speaking Welsh this morning
Ah yes, my favourite northern club, Brentford
Up there with the Welsh giants Everton
This really represents the American knowledge of geography quite well
Why are some logos new and some logos old. Like look at Birmingham lmao and Arsenal. And then they're using Manchester's new logo.
Hahahaha, eat shit Spurs!
That’s such a wee shame haha
Lol the more I look the more I notice how wrong it is
Yes this is the context of the map. It's to show various teams from different divisions all take part in the FA cup.
What a random assortment of clubs
Everton in Wales
Wolves in Merseyside
Leeds near Newcastle
Forest in Norfolk
Newcastle west coast
QPR West Country
Blackburn in Scotland
All checks out
Who knew Brentford was further north than Leeds?
Fucking hell, the blue shite have built their new stadium a bit out of the way.
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It gets worse the more you look at it
Newcastle are in the north right? Yeah seems legit, ship it
Love to pop for a swim in the North Sea after watching forest
Oh mist rolling in from the Wash
Nah, this clearly is a wind up. Intentionally designed to wind people up, and it’s worked.
i subscribe to this
It was a segment on the American prem show on nbc they'll probably upload it soon if they haven't already
No, Y is not a fucking vowel
See that's the neat part, it is
lol I’m an electrical engineer and polarity still trips me up sometimes. Also go Loons!
Once a patient, always a patient…
Liverpool fans like say all our fans come from North Wales so it checks out.
Yeah I always forget the first H tbh
Cardiff and Swansea, the world renowned clubs from Cornwall.
It's probably some other county...but I'm shit at remembering English counties
I reckon it's somewhere around Devon
Did those two, remembered they have no clue about British geography, guessed, emailed it off and turned the work pc off. You have to respect it.
TNS would somehow still win the league.
The same car is generally in Darlington first.
Because the UK sucks and no one cares where shit actually is
Show us on the doll where the UK touched you.
Comments this on a map not even of the UK...
Getting mauled by the Teeside Tigers 🐯
QPR, the famous Gloucestershire club
Always remembered it as 'rhythm has your two hips moving'
If you have two hips you should probably seek the advise of Dr /u/dankhodor2000
Cardiff and Swansea, the world renowned clubs from Cornwall.
It's probably some other county...but I'm shit at remembering English counties
I reckon it's somewhere around Devon
Yep. I don't even need to know what a "Brentfort" is to know Everton is not in fucking Wales.
London is Red
These comments are as good as the map.
Blyth Spartans are massive
Blyth has to be massive to contain Big Dan Burn
They're so massive they've managed to capture Brentford in their orbit and yeet them to Hexham.
I'm a music student, and consider myself good at spelling, but rhythm still trips me up. Stupid word.
I guess you're in Luxembourg
lol what was the context of this in the show?
Rhythm Helps Your Two Hips Move
R.H.Y.T.H.M.
yeah but the point was mostly to correct where brentford was and they were near enough to make that point.
(im from penrith so i'm also familiar with pound shop blackpool)
TIL that if you drive Northwest from Manchester, you'll end up in Newcastle
St James' has become sentient and is rampaging throughout the north
At least London is correct
Yank here this confirms all of England 🇬🇧 is just really London.
and Everton in Wales instead!
Op never said he/she/they is a medical doctor...
it's not pronounced blith
Love the Rochdale Wrexham welsh derby
This has got to be satire, I mean surely
They piss me off so bad
nobody cares
Historically a bigger club than either of them.
Probably shouldn't have asked Jack Grealish to make the map.
There’s a video of Saka asking him to spell “rhythm” at the world cup and he’s completely stumped. Man’s got calves that make me swoon, but he’s about as sharp as a tadpole.
Having watched welcome to Wrexham, I suspect this is an intentional joke for british audiences.
Actually Devon/Somerset but I guess for an American you are close enough 😂
The more I look the worse it gets
Some r/shittymapporn material right here.
Coventry are massive looks right to me
I'd like to take this time to apologise to everybody we have forcibly displaced.
Except Shrewsbury. Fuck you lot.
How did Colchester get on here & Luton didnt?
Well they are in the English leagues... It was only a matter of time.
Is your surname Riviera?
Stanley park is fucking huge apparently
This penalty kick is brought to you by Pizza Hut
Tbh I wasn’t totally clear where Devon ended and I just figured nobody from either Somerset or Devon had powerful enough internet access to yell at me if I got it wrong
I’m stood on top of a hill on Exmoor waving my phone around for the signal. What can I tell you?
He doesn't know what that means
Was your first patient called mr mcgreg
Manchester is blue
Apparently the encyclopedia of football does not contain any maps
A wot
clearest "wot" ive heard in my head in a long, long time
I don't know what that is
man im a german that follows the Prem for Newcastle and even i know that its not even close lol.
Humans do have two hip joints they can move.
When Ryan Reynolds and Rob Mcelheny said they were gonna make Wrexham the biggest club in wales they just meant they were gonna buy Cardiff and Swansea and move them to England.
Poor bastards didn’t expect Everton to relocate to Bangor
the comments in this thread are the exact reason why this map was made.
On that map they are.
Oh dear
Someone actually got paid to make this graphic wow
I'm a vet and I called a mouse a cat....
I’m fairly sure Grimsby (placed on the wrong side of the Humber in Hull, despite also including Hull’s badge on the map) made the cut as a callback as we played spoiler in the finale of Season 1 by beating them in the play-offs, and basically got the happy ending Wrexham were after.
I’m sure if there’s a Season 3, that their 3-0 win over us this season will get a bit of spotlight attention lol
He doesn’t know what a face is either, he calls it the looky-smelly-talky-eaty bit on your front-head
That's an awful lot of words for him
The famous Snowdonia-based football club, Everton.
How could I forget about Blyth Spartans AFC
Swansea is in Devon, Cardiff is in Somerset. It clearly shows on that map.
Wp the tophus!
Looks legit.
I've heard that QPR is in West London, but didn't knew it was almost in Wales for far west it is.
Leicester wolves derby goes hard.
Dunno whether to be insulted that we've been placed in Yorkshire or delighted that Fleetwood are recognised over Blackpool
I think this was just a clip thing talking about the fa cup and they weren't actually discussing where teams are from. Like it was a little clip as they were talking about how the fa cup works, not this is the teams location and this is what we think.
Yes this is the context of the map. It's to show various teams from different divisions all take part in the FA cup.
As a native of Oxford, I didn't realise I was actually from Hereford. Shrewsbury is in Wales but Cardiff isn't, that's a new one too.
Man United fans enraged.
“Is that England?” …
It’s filled with too many mistakes to have not been done intentionally.
Well Newport County is in there as well as being in Wales...so win-win!!
This is why you never ask yanks to do anything with geography
I’d love to visit the underwater stadium in Norwich!
Ah anglophones and their curious inability to spell common words.
Rhythm Has Your Two Hips Moving
Started with Colchester United and Norwich and then just dropped the rest and went for a beer.
QPR on holiday?
Yes thats definitely where Blackburn rovers are based
How did they actually fuck it up so bad? Like I'm actually curious. 1 Google search is all it takes lmao
Liverpool apparently that big Everton ran off to Anglesey
Ik Everton are bad, but Welsh League bad???
I reckon this was made by a Liverpool fan trolling. Everton in Wales and Man Utd wiped off the map.
This is utter disrespect considering they're own fucking team is in Wales 😂
Most Americans call all of the UK “England” so yeah
Tbf most of Americans call any European country "Europe". They will tell you they went on a vacation to Europe, which could range from Darlington to Albania
I might be misreading a badge, but I’m surprised greater west London outfit, Brentford, is trending north of Newcastle?
At least I'd get to see us win things occasionally again
You can only call them Cornish pasties if you're buying them in Swansea
The more they do the worse the whole endeavour looks.
If we're being very very generous, Everton are well supported in North Wales and Shrewsbury used to play in the Welsh Cup. Fuck knows what Rochdale are doing there though!
Watch it, it's going to move!
QPR over in west west west west London.
I would love to see that. Like Neymar placing Ligue 1 clubs on a french map after 6 years at Paris. I wonder how many he'd get right lmao
Who knew that Newcastle was southwest of Leeds!
What hospital do you work at? Could be good to know
i like the london 🔴⚪️
We’re regrouping in Middlesbrough, then we’ll stomp all 5 you back to the dark side
I'm a plumber and and you're asking me which side is hot and which side is cold? fuggedaboutit!
I don't know what that is
Grimsby north of the river. Gross
We're massive
Dan Burn just pocketed Dembele too
In a match already being described as “on this Sunday”!
Alright, how's it going, alright?
Wales, gotta be my favorite part of England....
Chelsea, Tottenham, Fulham, and West Ham all got sent to the shadow realm. But, QPR got a spot on the map 🤔
My favourite thing about this map is that Man United and Chelsea don't even make the cut.
He couldn't even pick out Birmingham on a map
Yup fuck Brighton amirite?
Newcastle south of Boro. That's a new one
As a Devonian I am hurt and offended
Coventry, the biggest team in the Midlands, I see no issues here.
Are you still picking Ls and Ys out of your teeth?
Wool
I don't watch the show, presumably this is tongue-in-cheek?
It’s like a two second graphic with all of the logos popping onto the map in rapid succession while the voiceover is talking about how teams from all over the country participate in the FA Cup. It’s not tongue in cheek or anything but in context of watching the show no one will actually be looking at it as a map of the clubs’ locations, it’s just a quick punchy visual.
how teams from all over the country participate in the FA Cup
In which case, it makes sense that Arsenal is shown to represent London
Correct
Username checks out.
Brentford are just a bustop in Carlisle.
It's probably the opposite, really—I'd say an American is more likely to characterize anyone from the island as "British" rather than English, Welsh, Scottish. Think of how many American opinion polls characterize the "British" accent as sexy, when they're probably thinking of Jude Law's accent rather than scouse or glaswegian
Am American and received a very good education here. They never differentiated England, the UK, or Great Britain that I can ever remember. To most of us, they are interchangeable terms. I remember being curious about it and looking it up myself. You’d think as the country we won independence from, and is now our closest ally, we might be taught that information but no.
Yeah, it’s not a serious documentary. It’s more about the town, football culture, and Rob/Ryan than it is about the players or the club. Lots of stupid little jokes and stuff throughout - not sure if they’re inside jokes or trying to drive engagement just like this post amongst English/Welsh viewers.
Either way, there’s always a weird amount of anti-Americanism in these conversations. You people are insane if you expect us to know the locations of small towns/clubs in your country. Not like you guys know any US geography outside of Florida, NYC, and California anyway.
How can they apologise to you?
Your team CLEARLY doesn’t exist
Whats the point for all the blank spaces then?
Well fuck them too
We'll allow it
They did United hard after Mullins' injury, eh 😂
Don't let Robinho see this map
as we all know the only club from london is arsenal, that’s common knowledge
London looks good
For accuracy sake it does say they need to be champions of premier league, so chelsea should be there. Gotta at least get the big clubs with trophies in.
big clubs
Chelsea
Pick One!
Can’t wait for the Leeds vs Preston derby this year
Where Ipswich
Apparently Colchester moved up to where we are and Norwich moved to the Norfolk coast at the same time.
I like the way Hull isn’t by the river hull off the Humber estuary lol
Hell, just try picking out Houston. 4th largest US city by population - more than Manchester and Liverpool combined.
…did ManU get mapped out of existence? Maybe I’m just looking in the wrong country…
blackburn is the badge at carlisle
It looks more like they're at Silloth (which is a Pound shop Blackpool with a rocky beach).
United isn’t even on the map 💀
That short journey from Middlesbrough through Leeds to Newcastle
Username checks out.
We might as well don't exist nowadays, let's be honest
Brighton isnt pushed off the map due to lack of space on the map.... its just purposely missed out
Great Britain vs UK is extremely fuzzy in the US, I wouldn’t expect anyone to know that. Hell, I probably wouldn’t even get that right. I also wouldn’t expect anyone to know the difference between flags, that’s nerd-level stuff not part of pop culture or general world news stories.
But you know some absolute dumbasses if they don’t know the distinction between Ireland and Scotland. Anyone with a high school education and access to the internet in America should know that. I’d bet my life that a majority of Americans could tell the difference.
Do you need help learning how to take a screenshot? Kids these days…
I like the show but sometimes it's mental how aimed at Americans it is.
Messi could never do it on a cold rainy Tuesday at the Gtech 😂
Everton: Today I feel Welsh
Some people just want to see the world burn by releasing maps like that
Ooof this season has been mediocre. Which is sad because they got promoted was expecting to have more of an tense season
True, there’s a lot of room a lot of teams they’ve not put on here. But the south coast is probably the least offensive thing about this map. They have the two most successful teams, close to being in nearly the right place.
They didn’t. They were just throwing clubs onto the map to illustrate how many teams there are, not where they are
Americans 😫
Everton are Welsh, Colchester are east, Whoever made this Hates weat-a-bix
Biggest club in the… middle of England? Come on you foxes
This stinks lmao, its impressively shit.
Wondering how many clubs are actually in the right location
I'm just surprised we're on here tbh
Norwich are my dark horse 🐎
Everton in Wales
Cardiff in what, Devon?
uP tHe PoMpEy
Pretty sure they're talking about the FA Cup in this section and how clubs from all over the UK no matter the league they play in participate.
Blackburn giving Celtic a run for their money next year
The Coventry monster has annexed Birmingham, we've fled west as Coventry force every house in Birmingham to become a concrete helll
How can they get Reading & Norwich so right but Blackburn & Brentford so wrong 😂
COYS we aint even on the map
In what context is this map presented in the show?
I find this map confusing. I didn't know Everton was from my ancestors' region of Wales. I always thought they were English
Gets better the more you look at it. Just when you think you found the funniest placement, you look around and see another club that's incredibly out of place
