No Outside Beverage In Amusement Park? No Problem!

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/ErenJaegersLove on 2023-06-27 01:45:33+00:00.

This is not my story, but this actually happened to one of my besties (we’ll call him Trey) who was recently at a trip with another bestie (who we’ll also call Deuce) and he gave me permission to post this here. Trey happened to be going to the amusement park with Deuce, but Trey had a bottle of water he was drinking before going in and he was stopped by the park attendant from entering because park rules don’t allow outside drinks unless if it’s an empty water bottle and the conversation went like this:

Park Attendant: I’m sorry we don’t allow outside beverages into the park unless if it’s an empty water bottle.

Trey: oh my bad I’ll make sure to finish it right now before entering proceeds to chug the rest of his water until the bottle is empty

Park Attendants #1 and #2: stares in shock with mouth agape how on earth did you finish that in one chug

Trey: you said no outside beverages in the park unless if it’s an empty water bottle, so I had to chug the remaining water until it’s completely empty.

As a result, park attendants #1 and #2 were still speechless, but lets Trey and Deuce into the park without any problems.