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What ever happened to Melania Trump?

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The original was posted on /r/AskReddit by /u/AnnoyingPurposely on 2023-06-27 22:40:14+00:00.

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The original was posted on /r/furry_irl by /u/StarzFall on 2023-06-27 21:26:19+00:00.

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Eli5: How do you remember lyrics of song you haven’t heard for years but forget stuff you studied in school?

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The original was posted on /r/explainlikeimfive by /u/askarurorua on 2023-06-27 23:43:02+00:00. *** I can recall the lyrics of so many old songs I don’t listen to anymore, but can’t seem to remember the stuff I studied back in high school so like 12-13 years worth of information is all blur to me. Why does brain do that

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Midwest Indy wrestler suffered from a near-fatal car crash. Needs help

www.gofundme.com Aj Road to Recovery, organized by Taylor Ollar

Hello friends and family, I'm reaching out, with a request for everyone reading this, to send praye… Taylor Ollar needs your support for Aj Road to Recovery

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The original was posted on /r/squaredcircle by /u/6starcriminal on 2023-06-27 23:10:09+00:00. *** i trained briefly with this guy after a hiatus when he first started. such a shame he suffered this out of his own control.

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Konnan on Natalya: "I just think she deserves better. They just sh*t on her constantly."

www.wrestlinginc.com Why Konnan Says Natalya Deserves Better Than What She's Getting From WWE - Wrestling Inc.

During a recent podcast episode, Konnan was perturbed at how Natalya has been used in WWE over the years and especially in her current angle.

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The original was posted on /r/squaredcircle by /u/SuplexCity-Mayor on 2023-06-27 22:35:08+00:00.

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TIFU by stabbing myself in the ass

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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Smulin on 2023-06-28 00:06:14+00:00. *** Disclaimer: English is not my first language and this is my first reddit post. 👀

I'm a 24 year old female that's currently studying to become a florist. My program contains a number of "work experience periods" where we usually work in flower shops for a month to then go back to school for a month -and so on. Now happens to be one of those periods so I'm working at a flower shop in my nearest city. I've been there before so I already now both the owner and the employe (let's call her Jessica).

Yesterday (not today I know, but close enough) was a hot summer day with quite low customer activity. I worked with Jessica and we decided to go out to the area where they keep the outdoor plants to trim them. Well, some of them -really- needed a trim so I got to work. For the most part I only used my fingers to pinch off the dried flowers and ugly leaves, but when that didn't do the trick I used my beloved floral scissors. I use this one. <https://gronytekonsult.se/dewp2/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/T55C_open.jpg> Lets say, it's very very sharp. I worked on that for maybe 30 min, took a tea break with Jessica and went back at it again while she went inside to serve some custimers.

This time I noticed that my feet where starting to hurt from prolonged standing, so I lowered into a crouch sitting position to give them a short break. I continued switching between my hands and the scissors in this position and put the scissors on the floor beside me whenever I didn't need it with my eyes fully fixated on the plant.

After a while I started to feel uncomfortable in my crouching position so I adjusted to change pressure point and in a blink of an eye I felt a sharp sensation in my right butt cheek while I heard the fabric of my favourite short jumpsuit ripp. Did I just stab myself by sitting on a pair of freaking scissors? How is it even possible to place it with the clipping parts upright in perfect stabbing position without even looking? It can't be. I pulled out the scissors by instinct and dropped it on the floor, still not sure if it went inside or just poked my exterior skin, when I spotted a tiny amount of blood on my finger.

I then rushed in as fast as I dared with my right hand awkwardly holding on to my butt cheek to find Jessica all by herself at the counter -Luckily all the customers had already been served. I told her I just sat on my floral scissors and asked her to take a look if it went through while I rolled upp my right short to expose my butt. After a quick inspection she confirmed that I sure had two pretty deep cuts in my butt while she grabbed some tissues to stop the bleeding. To my surprise it neither hurt that much or bled a lot wich just made the whole situation humoristic.

She cleaned the area the best that she could and patched me up with bandaids while we laughed before temporary closing the shop to drive me to the nearest hospital (5 min drive). I entered the healthcare centre, took a queue ticket and waited patiently for my turn, hoping that I would't feel blood trickling down my leg any near soon. I laughed when I told the woman in the reception what happened and noticed her attemt to not show her amusement too.

To my luck someone canceled their appointment wich made it possible for them to take me in within minutes. I asked the nurse how deep the cuts where and she told me she could take a photo of them to show me if I would like to. I accepted the offer thinking she would take it with my phone but she took it with what I assume was her work phone while I hinted a quick smirk on her face. Something is telling that we aren't the only people who laid our eyes on that picture. I hope I'm right because it looked quite hilarious.

To wrap this up, I got three stitches on each wound, a shot of tetanus vaccine, a follow up appointment, a good laugh and it didn't cost me a dime. I'm incredibly thankful for the free healthcare in my country! Sitting, espacially on a toilet is a literal pain in the ass, I have a bit of trouble walking and some sensory loss in one area, but overall 10/10 stabbing experience. I still have no clue how I managed to pull this off but I hope I'll learn to be more aware of my surroundings before sitting down. 😂

I'm quite sure that I've lost all of the readers by now but if someone's still here, you're a real one! 💐

TL;DR: I accidently sat on floral scissors which gave me six stiches, tetanus vaccine and a fun story."

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Taste the 🌈

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The original was posted on /r/nfa by /u/Tide12 on 2023-06-27 23:57:21+00:00.

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Gambling ads should be banned within three years to tackle addiction crisis, parliamentary committee says - Australia

www.abc.net.au Gambling ads should be banned within three years to tackle addiction crisis, parliamentary committee says

Committee chair Peta Murphy says Australians are among the biggest gambling losers anywhere in the world, and previous attempts to regulate gambling advertising have failed to address the problem.

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The original was posted on /r/worldnews by /u/superegz on 2023-06-27 22:27:19+00:00.

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Rare Footage of Wubby Stage Diving.

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The original was posted on /r/paymoneywubby by /u/LeagueofSOAD on 2023-06-27 23:52:56+00:00.

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Why do i even like this? I shouldnt like this.[World of Warcraft] By:(@slackergami)

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The original was posted on /r/wholesomeyuri by /u/twinnedmilled on 2023-06-27 21:36:32+00:00.

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Carmine jumps off Casino roof

clips.twitch.tv Lord_Kebun - Carmine jumps off Casino

Watch Lord_Kebun's clip titled "Carmine jumps off Casino"

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The original was posted on /r/rpclipsgta by /u/WEABUNCHFISHMONKEYS on 2023-06-27 23:56:30+00:00.

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[WTS] Waymark Lilac 35L EVLV, Dandee Packs 35L The Standard Pack 19", Custom All Black CTUG-15 Daypack (Weights Listed In Post)

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The original was posted on /r/GearTrade by /u/outside_chicago on 2023-06-28 00:08:35+00:00. *** [WTS] Waymark Lilac 35L EVLV, Dandee Packs 35L The Standard Pack 19", Custom All Black CTUG-15 Daypack (Weights Listed In Post)

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If you follow my sales on this subreddit, you'll know I have more backpacks than I have vacation days, and I tend to sell the ones I use least or never at all. Waymark no longer makes Ecopak EVLVs, the 19" Dandee Standard is out of stock on the Dandee and Garage Grown Gear websites, and the CTUG-15 is a custom item that currently requires a 4-5 month lead time. Grab these before they're gone, because this is a batch of rare, hard-to-find stuff.

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WAYMARK GEAR CO 35L EVLV (16 oz)

Body and Side Pockets: Lilac and Black Ecopak

Front Pocket: Lycra

Used on 1 overnight backpacking trip in and August 2022

BONUS: Includes Pair of 2 Lycra Stretch Shoulder Pockets

\*\Selling for $225 including PPGS fee and USPS Shipping\\\*

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DANDEE PACKS 35L The Standard Pack

, 19" Torso (16 oz)

Body: Black VX07

Side Pockets: Green 210d Gridstop

Front/Bottom/Shoulder Pockets: Lycra

Brand new condition, purchased from Garage Grown Gear in Janaury 2023.

BONUS: Includes Dandee Packs Sticker and Lip Balm

\*\Selling for $200 including PPGS fee and USPS Shipping\\\*

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Chicken Tramper UL Gear Custom CTUG-15 Daypack (16 oz)

15L

Standard Daisy Chain J Strap

Exterior Z-Lite

Static Cord Compression

Body: Black VX21 Xpac

Pockets: Lycra

BONUS: Includes 1x Coyote Shoulder Strap Phone Pocket, Standard

BONUS: Includes 1x Coyote Shoulder Strap Pocket, Large

Used for day hiking on 3 overnight car camping trips in 2022.

\*\Selling for $300 including PPGS fee and USPS Shipping\\\*

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All pictures are of the actual item(s) for sale, taken at the time of the listing, and reflect their current condition/appearance.

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Items come from a pet-friendly, smoke-free home and have been stored in clean, cool, and dry utility tubs inside my apartment.

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[Homemade] strawberry shortcake cookie

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The original was posted on /r/food by /u/megaloduh on 2023-06-27 23:16:49+00:00.

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[homemade] Grilled Octopus

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The original was posted on /r/food by /u/kytran40 on 2023-06-27 21:41:41+00:00.

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www.rollingstone.com Jennifer Lawrence, A-List Actors Threaten to Strike in Letter to SAG

In a letter signed by 300+ actors, including Meryl Streep, members of the Screen Actors Guild say they’re ready to strike for the best deal possible

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The original was posted on /r/television by /u/Chemical-Ad-2694 on 2023-06-27 23:22:03+00:00.

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Rise and shine saplings

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The original was posted on /r/hololive by /u/Miltaire on 2023-06-27 18:02:34+00:00.

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Bewitchment

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The original was posted on /r/feedthebeast by /u/Distinct-Wrongdoer-8 on 2023-06-27 23:58:28+00:00. *** Hello, I completed this mod on 1.7 when it was still witchery and I am now playing it on 1.12.2. My question is, did they remove the vampire and werewolf features? Also I am curious about the witches hand. I Remember it being the ultimate teleport tool but I seems they removed that as well?

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