Nnnngh why am I so horny?

Please pet me!? I can do tricks for you and you pay me in milk bones and pets.

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I've been less horny than I normally am, and all I crave is someone I can lay my head on their lap while they stroke my back or stomach while we watch TV

I'd still let them use me like a fleshlight any time they want if they give me that whenever I want.
I need a headpat dealer that accepts Linux configuration as a trick.
- Hey, how about building one of the newest versions of GCC for RHEL-based distro with outdated packages and ugly SPECs? :3
  
  Well, seems like headpats won't be enough at this point...
Horny doggo needs headpats

A tale old as furries
I feel that... My sex drive is really high but I just don't care about sex, as weird as it sounds.