Why do they always make Trump look thinner, more fit, and younger than he actually is? I feel like the majority of these artists are very deeply closeted men
That's not fair. Just because an artist draws homoerotic looking fascists doesn't mean he's closeted.
It means his target audience is.
Know your audience, folks. You'll make more money that way.
I don't think this is the original painting, I think the original one depicts several US presidents around the table (including Nixon, Roosevelt, Kennedy and Obama, the last two who in actuality probably wouldn't want to sit as the same table as Trump).
The artist said that it was a "feel-good" painting anyway, and everyone appeared healthier, younger, more beautiful... Yes, even Nixon.
Don't you know that he's only 215 lbs.
Absolutely no one at that table would be a good tipper.
Do I get ten million not to have to breathe the same air as these cunts? Sign me up!
I recognize the three sitting at the table facing us and Joe Rogan. Who is everybody else?
from left to right:
Standing:
- Jordan Peterson: Psychologist, Cries a lot about fictional authoritarianism, hates trans people, drug addict
- David Goggins: motivational speaker, right wing grifter
- Andrew Tate's brother (.... Dave Tate? or whatever the fuck. Who cares)
Table:
- Ben Shapiro: speaks fast and uses red herrings, so people think he's smart
- Elon Musk: man-child billionaire who radicalized himself, because people refused to laugh at his stolen meme-retweets
- Andrew Tate: self-help guru, human trafficer
- Not sure who this guy is, but he did everything right and they indicted him
- Joe Rogan: Podcaster and conspiracy theorist who fell deep into the right wing echo chamber by surrounding himself with right wingers who tell him what he wants to hear (hates Trump as far as I'm aware. Not sure why he'd sit at a table with him)
And the person sitting in front is probably Lincoln
Joe Rogan to Lincoln, "Hey man, do you think the South would have won if they used gorillas? Have you ever seen one, they're fucking stacked man."
- Jordan Peterson: Psychologist, Cries a lot about fictional authoritarianism, hates trans people, drug addict, dreams about sex with his own grandmother
You left out the best thing :-D
I think the guy at the front is RooshV, pickup artist creep and manly man's man
Thank you!
A bunch of fuckin douche bags.
The ones on the left, if those are supposed to be Jordan Petersen and Ben Shapiro, artistic licence has been applied liberally.
Same. I also seem to recognise Lincoln in the middle, but I'm reasonably confident that's not actually him.
Donald Trump ain't paying his share so they will be there a while.
You know you aint getting a tip at that table
Wouldn’t have figured Rogan for a wine guy, let alone what looks like a light-bodied and possibly chilled red
David Goggins is definitely unfairly included in this.
Shows how much thought went into it.
Before or after the flaming meteor crashes through the ceiling?
I've never waited tables but no matter who the people are, why would anyone pick that? I assume the best scenario is that you hear snippets of mundane conversation. Worst scenario is you end up realizing your hero is a dick or an idiot.
Is that Louis j Gomez?
