I'm not sure what to do with all the wealth if I joined this company

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You should put in exactly £5 of work.
- Open exactly one email. Don’t bother reading it; That would put you into overtime. But you can at least commit to opening the email and waiting for it to load before you clock out for the year.
  
  The position is for a senior web engineer, so you either look at the company website and say "hmm" or you open a development app, write the HTML tag, maybe a head or css tag, then save the document.
Don't spend it all on one thing :)
- But what if all things cost £5?
  
  Buy half of.
- "I said get something nice, not expensive"
Hey don't knock it, I'm pretty sure that's more than we pay Lemmy devs.
- Actually, no. Still too little, but they do get slightly more.
Hopefully they simply missplaced a zero.
- Just a zero? 50£ a year, final offer.
  
  Or I guess 05£ a year.
  
  Probably dumb like me and due the small amount somehow read it as hourly.
  
  £5/zero years. So £Infinity/year
- Or like, at least 4 zeroes
  
  More like 5
- 50£ per year? Ill hire you lmao
  
  £50/s there fixed that.
And a shiny farthing at Christmas!

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