I Once Shot 2 People At a strip club for saying I’m gay

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The original was posted on /r/maliciouscompliance by /u/AdWorth5222 on 2023-06-21 19:58:57+00:00.

My name is Charlie I’m 34 years and one day I shot people at a strip club here’s what happened. Couple days ago I was in my car and my friend called me and asked me if I want to go to the strip club and I said yes because I never been there. After I said yes I drove over to the strip club and wa thinking if I should bring a gun in for protection. I started thinking ways to sneak a gun in and I found a idea. Sticking a gun up my ass. I grabbed my gun and stuck it up my ass. It gutted so much I couldn’t walk for a minute. After finding a way to endure the pain I walk towards the club and show them my ID and get in the club. while in the club I saw my friend with a bunch of girls so I walked towards him and started chatting. While we were chatting she asked me if I want drinks so I said yes. After I got my drinks I started drinking and got drunk. While I was drinking a couple of gay people walk towards me and starts chatting with me. I didn’t mind because I was drunk at the time. We chatted for a couple of minutes till I had to go to the bathroom. The gay people followed me into the bathroom. While I was using the bathroom the gay dude pushed me back from the urban and started stroking my dick. He was enjoying it but I wasn’t. I told him to stop but he said “Come on gay boy don’t be a bitch” I got angry and pulled down my pants and took the Glock out of my ass and loaded the gun and shot at him and his other friend. They were both screaming in pain and the people started in the club started yelling and rushing to leave. I hid the Glock and pulled up my pants and left the bathroom and left the club and drove off.