I can hear this image.
65 0 ReplyI'm sad you didn't go for "tape rule" as the title
47 0 ReplyWould have been good but wanted people to imagine numerous horrible things these tape measures could produce
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Ah, yes, what a nice way to be sliced into a thousand pieces at once if you trip. Even more fun if they get knocked out of their retention mode.
Is there a rubbing alcohol dispenser that sprays from the adjacent room after you go through? In case the first set of blood-curdling screams aren't loud enough.
39 0 ReplyJust use a bunch of sewing tape measures. They're flexible, and not sharp.
Plus, they come in all sorts of colours.
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Perfect for if you want to stick it to the man by spending most of your unnecessarily long workday manipulating the entrance to your office!
39 1 ReplyI bet if you put some automation behind it with a raspberry pi or something this would be pretty cool. Program some different doorways etc..
Thing is, it's really not private enough to make a difference aside of looking and being cool to show to someone.
34 0 ReplyThat sounds either expensive, or very unreliable. If you're unlucky, both.
8 0 ReplyOoh, that's actually a pretty good idea. But it would require each "tape" to have its own motor, right?
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Until a coworker hits the retract button, scaring the shit out of you as it rapidly retracts back into itself while making a racket.
2 0 ReplyThat's true for everything in life, though.
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37 0 ReplyATBGE
8 0 ReplyGABDAHLI!
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She is like half the size, how is she reaching that?
19 0 Replymotorized high heels.
13 0 ReplyShe... she... she might have stood on that office chair.
4 0 ReplyThen they'd have to mark this NSFW
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This is…. This is…. The stupidest thing ive ever seen.
19 0 ReplyImagine walking through 20 sharp edged metal tape measures at once. What a fun experience
13 0 ReplyTrust me man, it'll look great! Yes, I am an engineer, why do you ask?
13 0 ReplyDon't trip
5 0 ReplyThis is setting up a Final Destination death.
3 0 ReplyIf my company would produce those things, I would totally suggest this
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