My only regret, is that I have... bones.

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Boneitis, horrible condition.
- I heard a company came close to finding a cure, but then they were bought out and gutted by some 80s guy.
  
  "I was so busy being an 80's guy, I forgot to cure my boneitis!"
  
  We don't know much about him except that he's a shark.
  
  Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.
- That's a funny name for a horrible condition.
I guess except for the movies where magneto wasn’t there?
Ackshually his bones are coated in adamantiun. As we learned after the famous issue where Magneto rips the adamantiun from Logan's body and we get the first appearance of his bone claws.
Honestly seems like a nerf considering human bones are stronger than steel.
- His "bones" are adamantium, not steel.
  
  Ok, how strong is adamantium?
- Also, bones are supposed to be the sacrificial weak point, to protect the high value organs from shock damage. Having indestructible bones would lead to fucked up internal organs and brain damage.

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