What's your favourite swear/expletive/profanity to use IRL?
And I mean to actually use with your voice, you may be one of the people who likes "cockwomble" but if you only ever type it out online then that doesn't count!
Personally I'm torn between shit for its general versatility and applicability as a substitute for most other words, and bastard which is great to say as a sharp northern bass-ted or a longer southern baaar-sturd
Pretty sure that is derived from cockney rhyming slang for calling someone the c-word (berkely hunt). But luckily for you I don't think that's common knowledge haha