Beware the mighty beast, seen here horribly mutilating a pineapple

I'm not a pineapple, so I should be safe.

Striking fear into the hearts of millions.

I am truly frightened

My cat has a huge catnip-stuffed baguette toy that he wrestles like this. It's longer than he is, and he makes the funniest faces when he attacks it. He's met his match in bread form!

Silly fruit! You are no match for my fury, now perish!

Dem we need peoplefuckingdying here 😂

The beast is demonic in nature.

I think that's an Italian void. They is just preventing anyone serving an Hawaiian pizza.