They found out she wasn't pregnant
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14 0 ReplyThere was a House episode about it.
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Maybe the one on the left is pregnant? Ever think of that?
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Dude we should never assume a person is pregnant, regardless of how pregnant she looks.
21 0 ReplyMaybe she ate a comically large spoon full of ice cream
25 0 ReplyBut just the spoon, without the ice cream
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My little sister once said to me, "You look pregnant, but you're not."
Shit was hilarious but also hurt. Made me motivated to lose weight.
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Needed to make sure it wasn't a watermelon
18 0 ReplySir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life
15 0 Replythey just found out that they are going to have twins.
9 0 ReplyOne line = one child
Two lines = two children
15 0 ReplyThree lines = it's all spiders
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Not a tumor! Phew!
7 0 ReplyI mean. She could have just been fat
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