"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
I like this one. It nasty.
Your name, usually.
Who's asking?
I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
“I’m Batman,”
"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
Who's that?
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
Who's asking?
A better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
Whom do you trust? Whom do you serve?
Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
You rang?
An explanation of what I’m doing here.
Not a Vorlon, that's for sure
Do you want my real name, or a fake one?
"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
This man is my exact double!
The man your mom wishes she was.
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
"your worst nightmare"
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
I AM THE RED WORM!
Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
I'm you, but stronger
I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
"I'm Frida's boss."
I am Sancho!
"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.
