People often fight about which birds are the best birds,
but everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst.Edit:
spoiler
For those who still don't get the reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Xl0Qr0uXuY
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs described them best. Rats with fucking wings.
You talk like a man who's never been attacked by a wild turkey.
I haven't. But also that line is from a song.
Turkeys are stupid and angry. I think the only bird less intelligent than a turkey would be a guinea fowl, but they have the edge of just being suicidally dumb. I've had a Guinea run away from my car and then back in front of it in confusion, but never have I had one openly charge my vehicle. I've had a turkey do that, though.
Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I'd prefer a seagull to a swan, but I've met enough magpie haters so I wouldn't be so sure everyone agrees
Throw the Canadian Goose in that mix. That bird is simply evil.
Never seen neither of those, but I've seen enough seagulls to not be sad if one day they all be deleted off this fucking planet
They may be the worst, but someone who kills out of annoyance needs to be on a watchlist.
For people not in the proximity of water it's pigeons. Fuck pigeons.
Everything we complain about regarding pigeons are traits humans intentionally bred into them across millenia.
Pigeons did not invade cities. We abandoned them there, after they helped us coordinate building and connecting them. And we inexplicably treat them like the invaders after abandoning them the second they were no longer deemed useful.
Fuck you bro team pidgeon over here
Yes they can be a pest too, but seagulls are smart, loud and aggressive. Pigeons are meek, shy and not very bright.
I love seagulls
I live by the bay of a freshwater lake with gulls so I call they baygulls
Luv me chips. Hate gulls. Simple as.
So I turns around, and I sez...
I said seagull: Stop it now!
Hm ha hm hm ha
*shouldn't have"
I think it was intentional
Yes, that’s that’s issue with this sentence.
What is the point in jokes with some people
Oy Wot?
first off, in the politest way possible, fuck you
'me chip' isn't correct either
'simple as'... simple as what?
they're not going for correct grammar, they're phonetically spelling the accent and slang
Shouldn’t’ve would be the correct spelling of the contraction.
Anthony Fantano has fucking lost it
This should be told to all seagulls... Is he also a Florida man?
He should have eaten the seagull.
Ate it's heart out straight in front of the children.
Gull should have gone for his pea brain instead.
You are what you eat, and think this man is more of a processed meat and craft beer brain than anything.
Lots of effort for a very small meal
Fuck seagulls
Mom, Frank killed a Seagull.
Whole Kelly family screams
Bad luck to kill a sea bird.
Simple as that*
I thought Lemmy was left leaning, but the Grammar Nazis, Meme Division are apparently alive and well.
You think grammar nazis aren't found all along the spectrum? We're everywhere.
Should have. Not of. Which language is your mother
toungetongue? I see this more often. Is american school that bad?I didn't make the meme amigo, so I can't speak to the nationality of the OP. However I can see entirely too much caring about the grammar in a meme about brutalizing seagulls, that and the out of left field 'America bad' are not things I missed about reddit
I may get down voted for this but... seems like nobody spells "tongue" right.
How the fuck are you going to define someone by a pension? Seems like a lot of assumptions and prejudice goin in that definition. Is Pension like a town or something too?
Same in Sweden/norway. Pensionär/pensjonist are synonyms for retiree.
