Well, with the way things are heading these days...
it will be when you die either way
You need to sell your organs first to pay for the cremation...or other stuff
Just move to haiwaii.
Is there ever a bad time to be set on fire?
While free diving?
Not with that attitude.
In a few billion years when the sun swallows the earth. Getting surprise cremated at that moment would be anticlimactic. And kinda redundant
It's all fun and games until your wish comes true though sheer regional air temperature ... that's not something I wanted to witness before my surprise cremation
Did anyone surprise him??
Is Spın̈al Tap looking for another drummer?
I'm feeling lucky
Well I suppose you could always hop in there with your beloved pet when they move on if you have one? Weird question.
