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I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.
3 0 ReplyI've made grass grow just by focusing on it.
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I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes
3 1 ReplyI don't get it :(
1 0 ReplyThe ice couldn't handle how hot he was.
The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.
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