A regular shitstorm.
Angry upvote you brilliant bastard!
In germany we have a saying "der Blitz soll dich beim scheissen treffen", which roughly translates to "may lighting strike you while you're on the shitter".
That's a very original way to wish for someone's demise.
How does something like that even happen
Sideways clouds cause sideways thunder.
What does it do to lightning?
The lightning happened in Singapore and no, it didn’t hit the toilet.
Thanks for the real info friend
Also very interesting about the rolling sphere method, never knew that was a thing
Physics 'n stuff
Well... it doesn't. This is clearly mega fake.
The unholy chipotle order
Holy shit 😯
Thy shit was holy indeed.
It better be. After all, it was blessed by the Almighty.
I suspect shenanigans. Possibly someone detonated something in the dunny, resulting in the marks seen.
Zeus fucking a toilet
My translation with mostly forgotten mandarin schooling. Maybe it will help to show that the picks are connected.
这不马桶。-this is not a toilet. 干了什么- what did you do?
The first line is “这个马桶” or “this toilet” Second line is “what did it do”
That makes so much more sense now that I realize it was 个 and nkt 不。the grammar was not making sense but i shrugged it off as text speach. Being dyslexic never helped me with the reading portion of Chinese. I would confidently read characters and write the ones that were almost the same, but differed in one or two strokes or a radical.
Someone took an ungodly shit.
Do they not have lighting rods in China??? Such a simple way to avoid this, someone could have died
They do but the occupant clearly has eaten a lot of broccoli
Whatever lightning wants...
Turning into a swan to fuck mortals, mostly.
That's what they get for having carpet in a bathroom
Edit: wait that's not carpet that's poopie water
too much iron in their diet obvs
Shitters clogged. — lightning.
I refuse to believe that, that exact lightning was captured
i bet those were two different storms
*cue Ride The Lightning solo
Zeus just really had to shit and that was the nearest available toilet. He literally eats thunder and craps lightning.
