DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
DOJ Designates Posting Photos Of Balding Elon Musk As Domestic Terrorism
WASHINGTON—Warning that the charge carried a five-year mandatory minimum sentence, the U.S. Department of Justice declared Friday that the distribution of images featuring a balding Elon Musk constituted an act of domestic terrorism. “For the benefit of all Americans, anyone who posts or reposts pho...
Oh thank God it's the onion
Give it a week or two.
I had to check 3 times, it's impossible to tell these days.
Not oniony enough, still believable and probably just gonna give them ideas.
don't give them any ideas
What's with the weird hamburger bun shapes? Are those supposed to outline the very obvious thing in the pics, like a useless red circle?
If he had any sense he would have shaved and gone for the Lex Luthor look.
Worked for Bezos...
I bet Bezos loves Musk and Zuck for taking up some spotlight.
He still doesn't believe he's the villain
The Democrats are using WMD*s!
*Words of Manifested De-hairing.
