Woman arrested with python down her pants at Melbourne train station

This just leaves me with so many unanswered questions.

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ahhh cmon we've all been there before!
- Is this a trouser snake reference? If so, then fair enough.
  If it isn't, I can honestly say I have never had a python in my pants.
  
  And you call yourself 'stralyan.... Python down the pants is the quintessential Australian right of passage prank. For extra flare, slather it in Vegemite before you do it.
- I did have a skink run up my leg inside my jeans once, does that count?
Stand back, I'm carrying a budgie smuggler.
Is that a python in your pants, or are you just happy to see me
Why is everyone suddenly so interested in what's going on in women's pants? Can't they have some basic privacy?

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